mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

(via sincerelyyrosemary)

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

(Source: cosmicplantboy, via myheartyearnsforyou)

goddess-river:

You know, it’s interesting: Just a few centuries ago in western society, teenage girls were sold and coerced into marrying before 16. Now, parents and society discourage and condemn sexually active teenage girls. It’s almost as if it’s about exerting control over young women—not genuinely worrying about their well-being. Who would have guessed?

(Source: moon-sylph, via moonjeanie)

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

(via moonjeanie)

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via cadayco)

officialwhitegirls:

when gas gets too expensive image

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